"I'll Take the Massive One, Thank You"


Please welcome me, all you soccer/hockey/multiples moms. Please welcome me to the reality of 75 breasts of chicken, vats of ketchup, massive containers of laundry detergent, and packages of one dozen toothbrushes.

I have made the leap, and a member of Costco am I. Never will I have a small anything in my home again. Every night will be a dinner for six, and toilet paper will only be bought annually.

I am here. I am buying in bulk.

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